Sigh

Found a cafe open. No diet coke. No regular tea, only mate. Ordered a coffee. Came back from satisfying trip to the bog. Still not served. Just been brought a cup of hot water and a mate tea bag. FFS. I could swear my Spanish isn't that bad. Oh well. I've had my money's worth even if I don't drink a drop, and it may actually be nice.

Well, it's tolerable. I can't say much more. Oh well. It probably cures whatever ails you, I believe it's derived from coca and shares its magical properties.